The pastor of this Baptist church called all of the little children to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him. He said "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?" One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said "Please tell us what the resurrection is". The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice;

"When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!"

Yeah, always wondered about that treatment.. whadda they use, leaches?