I was chatting to this lovely blonde girl in the pub last night & telling her of my uncanny ability to be able to tell the exact day on which any woman was born simply by holding their breasts in my hands.

She thought I was having her on but was curious none the less.
Eventually her curiosity got the better of her & she said,..."Go on then - give it a go!"

So I stood there feeling her lovely firm breasts for about a minute or so, before
she could contain herself no longer & asked, “OK! When was I born then?"

I replied "Yesterday.”

That sounds fun.

Of course she had to been to let you have that fabulous time.