Hell freezes over

[Derring]

Now it makes sense…..

HELL
EXPLAINED BY

A CHEMISTRY STUDENT


The following is an actual question given on University of
Arizona chemistry mid-term exam.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor
shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of
course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:


Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's
Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is
compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:


First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing
in time.

So, we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell
and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can
safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not
leave. There fore, no souls are leaving. As for how many
souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of
their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more
than one of these religions and since people do not belong
to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go
to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can
expect the number of souls in Hell to increase
exponentially.



Now, we look at the rate of change of the
volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for
the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the
volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.


This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell
will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop
until Hell freezes over.


So which is it?


If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my
Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I
sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept
with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus
I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has
frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more
souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven,
thereby proving the existence of a divine being which
explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting

'Oh my God.'


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

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~S~
Veddy interestink! but according to my bible which was thrown away years ago after reading it compleatly, No souls go anywhere untill judgement day.
OK OK didnt mean to mess up the funnies! was sorta funny.
Hi yall from K43_8mm

[Warren]