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Doctors vs Gunowners

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Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Deptartment of Health and Human Services.

Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. i s 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!

Out of concern for the public at large, the statistics on lawyers are being withheld for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical help

(Fortunately for me, 'Chip' has a sense of humor)
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hmm I need to get a doctor to stuff in my plane then;)

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LMAO!! Federally controlled Doctor's are dangerious!
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When was the last time you had a headache and called your gun sales men?


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american wrote:When was the last time you had a headache and called your gun sales men?


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Wife: Where did you get the aspirin?
Husband:Aspirin? I went the safe way and drank down a .50 cal..
Screw the doctor, there's no other way like relieving stress down at the range with a M-16 to fire, now thats just what the doctr ordered.

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Tiger wrote:Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Deptartment of Health and Human Services.

Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. i s 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!

Out of concern for the public at large, the statistics on lawyers are being withheld for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical help

(Fortunately for me, 'Chip' has a sense of humor)


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Someone needs to loosen their grip on that weapon!
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sees, hes taking his stress out on the range, you have to let it out some how.
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