1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job

2. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you

3. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you

5. It's very very important that these four women do not know each other


Signed,
Tiger Woods