"Guess what I heard today?" a man says to his wife.

"What, honey?" she asks.

"The mailman has seduced every woman on our block but one."

"Huh," his wife says, "I bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis next-door!"

A duck walks into a pharmacy, says gimme a tube of chapstick. Put it on my bill.....


Ive got a dead batteries ill give to you, free of charge....