Bud Light Presents: Real American Heroes

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Bud Light Presents: Real American Heroes

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Bud Light Presents: Real American Heroes
[Real American Heroes]
Today we "Salute!" you, Mr. Virtual Fighter Pilot Guy.
[Mr. Virtual Fighter Pilot Guy]
Your precision movements and split second timing keep the Internet safe from virtual tyranny, and to think that you do it all while you're intoxicated.
[He was intoxicated]
In a leather cap & goggles you throw yourself recklessly into every computerized sortie, even though you could fall from your chair and be seriously injured at any moment.
[I hope I don't fall!]
Yeah it's just a game, but we wouldn't understand. Why? Because we're not Mr. Virtual Fighter Pilot Guy. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Oh virtual Tom Cruise wanna be, because for every kid that dreams of being a real fighter jock there are a hundred others who want to beat the high score.
[Virtual Fighter Pilot Guy]
Colonel Tiger
Commanding Officer
3rd Pursuit Squadron, HELL'S ANGELS


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